[小游戏] 决战白宫之巅,唯功夫高者胜(美国总统打出来)

美国总统打出来今年除了是中国的奥运年外对于大洋彼岸的美国也是重要的一年。小布什两届八年任期已满，将有新的一位总统来领导美利坚合众国。美国大选的获胜者一直都是“驴象之争”-共和党和民主党的党魁会代表美国最重要政党来参加4年一次的世界上最重要的选秀节目-“世界超级警察队长”。当然“警察队长”没有一身本领是完全不行的，于是便有下面这款非常有创意的游戏Kongfu-Election[功夫竞选]。游戏作者从共和民主党中各自选出了四位候选人。

游戏多数也是参照了多款格斗游戏的模式攻击键是”Z””X””C”方向键就是上下左右。前+X是连招，前前+C是远程攻击。最有意思的是希拉里的远程攻击是召唤出比尔·克林顿去攻击对手。

游戏开始有一段真人的RAP歌词真的很囧：

Election time and I’m in the mood for
nunchucks, ninjas, and Chinese food.
I should get informed and watch the news,
but all I can think about is fighting Kung-fu!

I don’t wanna think the issues through,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

It’s not my problem I’ll leave it to you,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Punch, flip, sweep, kick
Bush, Cheney, George, Dick
Replace them with…?
Who will you pick?

Block, duck, elbow, knee
Bomb the middle east?
We don’t agree
So I vote for Bruce Lee!

Stay in Iraq well yes, no, maybe?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Healthcare crisis so don’t get rabies.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Bomb Iran for World War III?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

It’s not my problem don’t look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

And all our jobs went to China,
but at least we stole their fighting skills!

Global warming and the rising sea.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

Katrina heck of a job Brownie.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

From middle class to poverty.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!

It’s not my problem don’t look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby! Let’s go!